[text: D-Boi] First of all, we both know I’d probably trade my soul for a corn chip and some salsa. Second, I don’t even know if Claudia even wants babies so you might want to run that past her before I agree to that. Her uterus, her decision, bro.
[text: J-Bro] That’s so not even fair because then the deal for the rights to the kid would have to go through /her/ and not you. And she’s not gonna agree to that.