“You say that like she doesn’t already mess with my hair all the time anyway.”
If Matt had his way, his hair would be as carefree as the rest of him, but Gwen had been fussing over him since he was a kid, so letting her play with his hair was second nature these days.
“Why do you think I keep mine shorter?”
He had tried longer hair once and Gwen had been an absolute terror about it. After about the eighth time of her braiding it, he had cut it short and kept it that way.
“I don’t even want to know how she would react to hearing us talk like this. I don’t think we’d ever hear the end of it.”
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