Day: January 10, 2018

mythsandmonsters:

Azrael conceded that little point to Chance since he was hardly known for seeking approval for anything he did and he’d be breaking his agreement with the angel in several ways if he tried to manipulate Sera into doing something like this.

“Fine. As I said, if, when you ask Sera, she says yes and is making the decision entirely of her own free will, I won’t go against what she wants, although you may want to run this idea past your mother too or she’ll be upset. Agreed?”

“Agreed.” The word almost stuck in his throat, enough so to make it more growled than spoken. He knew Brittia wasn’t going to be thrilled about either, she had made it pretty clear that she didn’t even like the idea of him being allowed near anyone, Sera especially. But Chance tried to ignore those facts as best as he could.

He was silent for a moment, fingers curling over the box until he felt the material start to crumple. “I don’t even know if she’ls going to like the damn ring…” He tried to sound nonchalant, but there was a nervous edge to it, one he couldn’t cover no matter how hard he tried.

mythsandmonsters:

Claudia wrinkled her nose at the mention of Judas’s name. He wasn’t exactly someone she enjoyed spending any time around either, and with good reason, since he made her feel incredibly uncomfortable whenever she was in his presence.

“If you wanna play matchmaker with those two, be my guest. I’d rather have nothing to do with either of them, thanks.”

“Hey man, if we get lucky, they’ll kill each other. Problems solved for everyone.”

Maybe it wasn’t a cheery thought or even one the rest of their families would agree with, but goddamn, he could only hope. Judas made his skin crawl and Lewis was at the top of his “people I want to punch” list. The latter was only partly because of Claudia. 

mythsandmonsters:

“Maybe, but Captain Personality Disorder doesn’t exactly strike me as the type who can manage anything close to a long-term romantic relationship without ultimately being an asshole and fucking it up, and then he’ll probably be even more insufferable after. Like seriously, if my brother even has a heart to break, I’m betting he’d take it out on everyone else if it did. I mean, at least Dad tried to work on his bad parts for Mom so they could make it work. I don’t think Lewis even cares that much.”

“Captain Personality Disorder. Worst superhero name ever,” he laughed, wiggling a little to get comfortable. “Then he needs someone that’s as big of a douche as he is. As awful as that might sound. Then they could just be douchey at each other and leave the rest of us alone.” It seemed like a solid plan to him. “Maybe him and Judas should hook up. Jude’s a dick too.” Granted, Dyson was convinced those two would actually try to kill each other, but it still solved the issue.

mythsandmonsters:

The grin returned to her face at the suggestion, letting herself imagine it for a moment.

“As fun as that sounds, I don’t think Mom and Dad would be too happy about it.” she sighed resignedly. “Honestly though, I’d settle for someone just removing the stick out of his ass for a while.”

“Eh, who says we have to tell them? I mean, he’ll heal, right?” Not that Dyson cared either way. Though pissing off Claudia’s dad might not be the best idea.

“Maybe he just needs something to date?”

mythsandmonsters:

ofviolentdeath:

“I blame you.” She was the only actual shifter Dyson was close to, afterall. Quite honestly, he didn’t like being around her brothet and didn’t know how she managed. “So what brings you to my bed?”

She shrugged and pouted a bit, looking a tiny bit awkward.

“Things are kinda lame back home. Mom’s still making a fuss over Gabe, Dad’s picking up the slack from Grandad for the same reason, and Lew-Lew is being his usual delightful self.”

At her pout, he sprawled himself over her legs and grinned, trying to make her feel better.

“Lewis just needs to get fucked. Or set on fire. I vote on fire.”

mythsandmonsters:

ofviolentdeath:

“You won’t hear me complain. You know I’d walk around naked at all times if I could.” He didn’t bat an eye at her behavior, figuring her and Lewis had gotten into it again.

“You sound like a shifter when you talk like that.” she pointed out with a smirk, knowing damn well that most shifters hated clothes because they felt too constricting and went against the instincts of the animal inside them.

“I blame you.” She was the only actual shifter Dyson was close to, afterall. Quite honestly, he didn’t like being around her brothet and didn’t know how she managed. “So what brings you to my bed?”

mythsandmonsters:

@ofviolentdeath :

Dyson lofted a brow at that, a slight smirk tugging on his lips. “Not sure that’s a thing.”

“Well now it is, and I will fight anyone who tries to say otherwise.” Claudia teased, flopping down on the bed like she owned the place.

“You won’t hear me complain. You know I’d walk around naked at all times if I could.” He didn’t bat an eye at her behavior, figuring her and Lewis had gotten into it again.

sentence memes

ofviolentdeath:

  • “you belong to me.”
  • “i found you.”
  • “i’m in jail.”
  • “you make me so hot.”
  • “i have to leave.”
  • “please don’t leave.”
  • “and what about our parents?”
  • “who did this to you?”
  • “you shouldn’t have done that.”
  • “what happened last night.”
  • “we never tell anyone about this.”
  • “so, you want to play games?”
  • “does that require pants?”
  • “let’s just have a lazy day.”
  • “then go kill the bitch.”
  • “i’m pregnant.”
  • “you broke me.”
  • “don’t touch me.”
  • “you can’t fix this.”
  • “there’s nowhere we can hide.”
  • “i’m not listening.”
  • “who do you think you are?”
  • “i don’t need you here.”
  • “did i fall asleep?”
  • “a little evil goes a long, long way.”
  • “i will not die.”
  • “i don’t care.”
  • “i have no regrets.”
  • “i feel numb.”
  • “all monsters are human.”
  • “you look beautiful, but you don’t look fine.”
  • “how many time have i told you to be more careful?”
  • “let’s get you to bed.”
  • “i can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”
  • “are you crazy?”
  • “do you trust me?”
  • “how did you escape?”
  • “is that blood behind your ear?”
  • “take. this. off. ”
  • “what’s in it for me?”
  • “what’s in it for you?”