cerberus but he’s a cat instead of a dog

thoodleoo:

  • cerberus leaving human bodies across hades’ shoes as a gift
  • all three heads yowling when dinner is 5 minutes late
  • Giant Toe Beans
  • purring so loud it shakes the earth
  • hermes using a spotlight as a laser pointer to play with cerberus when he comes to visit
  • instead of giving cerberus a honey cake to get past you have to give him a catnip mouse
  • getting the Zoomies™ at 3 am in the muddy banks of the styx, followed by tracking mud all over hades’ bed
  • hoarding people’s bones under the couch
  • triple bleps

mythsandmonsters:

ofviolentdeath:

The silent tears gave way to heavy sobs at that. All he wanted was to fix things. To have his home and his family back. It was the only reason he had forced himself to leave the Underworld once he was really awake.

“I need you too,” he choked, the words almost getting stuck in his throat.

“I’m still mad at you.” he sniffled, his bottom lip trembling. “I don’t wanna be, but I am and I don’t know how to stop yet. It’s just been so fucking long…”

The stiffness in his body was subsiding, but only because he was so damn tired and he was trying to use what little energy he had left to try to get his feelings out in a coherent way before he crumbled again.

He nodded but didn’t dare look up. He didn’t want to the anger in Cam’s beautiful eyes again. He couldn’t handle it in the moment.

“I.. I didn’t know how long I was gone,” he confessed quietly, feeling so much worse for that.